This week’s Friday Five — Five things that are WAY more likely than a narcissist ever changing for the better.
1. Dating a guy who’s saved the lives of two million babies.
2. Petting a unicorn whale.
3. Meeting a college freshman who’s 102 years old.
4. Four dogs destroying your truck, trying to chase a kitten.
5. Dating a guy whose house has been hit by meteorites six times.