Bumper Sticker Aunt Alex would Like to See:

“Honk if you’re a Narcissist.

Then Drive into a Tree.”

What are some on-topic bumper stickers you’d like to see??

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19 responses to “Bumper Sticker Aunt Alex would Like to See:

  1. Case

    Equal Opportunity Opportunist

  2. fiona

    Tis better to have loved and lost than live with the psycho the rest of your life.

  3. HEY! The mirrors are for driving…not admiring yourself!

  4. I’m beeping because your driving SUX…NOT because I think your cute.

  5. “The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off.”
    ~Gloria Steinem

    My ex N/P’s fiancée decided to ask me questions about my history with her man. **DING DING DING DING** (Geez, is it obvious to anyone else that she doesn’t really trust the dude?) After a few days’ hesitation, I obliged. And dished out every nasty thing I knew about his bad behavior towards me, and towards her, including really unflattering comments he’d made to me about her behind her back. (I love this woman dearly, and didn’t want to see her hurt, please understand.)

    She got the truth. And got pissed off. At me. At least she is taking one for the team, I guess, though she and I know he can’t keep it in his pants, so that’s a moot point.

  6. Janice, JUST in case there’s any twinge of wondering if you did the right thing talking to her — you did. You were honest, and tried to help out a fellow target. She couldn’t handle it quite yet, but you still did the right thing.

    She’ll catch on at some point. It’s just too bad that the narcissist is gonna have a chance to make roadkill out of her life first.

  7. Nina

    “Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.”
    Clementine Paddleford

  8. pancakelady

    There is no “I” in TEAM
    (But there is an M and an E)

  9. Ann

    Don’t you dare honk at me, Narc. I’ll have your balls on my barbie tonight.

  10. Simone

    Wave if you are a narcissist…..It reads ‘wave’ you wanker
    OR
    Look up in the sky…it’s a bird…it’s a plane…no, it’s a mirror. (Then he will crash into the tree without you telling him to!)

  11. Craig

    If I crash this car, it’s your fault!

  12. Simone

    Or how about
    NARCISSISTS UNITE…..then commit mass suicide

  13. Astrid

    “I MAY NOT BE PERFECT,BUT AT LEAST I’M NOT FAKE.” 😉

  14. Astrid

    SHARKS PATROLLING THE WATERS…SOMETIMES CRUISING,
    SOMETIMES HUNTING! BUT ALWAYS LOOKING FOR VICTIMS.

  15. Astrid

    Instead of wiping away your tears,
    you should wipe away the people who made you cry!

  16. Astrid

    WINNERS MAKE GOALS,LOSERS MAKE EXCUSES!!!

  17. Astrid

    LOVING SHARKS DOESN’T PROTECT US IF WE FIND OURSELVES
    DRIPPING BLOOD IN A SHARKTANK….

  18. Astrid

    “I’ve decided to forgive and forget.
    Forgive myself for being awfully stupid,
    and forget that you ever existed!”

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